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About Me Member Comic Artist Carromic26/Female/Sweden Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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I am an asshat...

Tue Oct 27, 2009, 10:37 AM
I was supposed to go to Stockholm and teach the art of Manga today. Train was suppose to depaty at 09.05....


I woke up at 9.45.





Today I went bed-head, messy, dirty, and with dirty clothes and some strange make-up I applied on the train (no not on the train, on me face as I rode the train) Do not apply make-up riding a speeding train.... I have not eaten anything today until now (18.30) It's been a wierd day.

Met lots of fun people though.

so since I feel in the wierd tired mood you get into if you been through a day like this, I will answer the 120 questions I keep seeing in many Deviants journals. So here goes:




001) Your gender: is a Gender
(002) Sexual orientation: never done that, seems like porn?
(003) Single? Single what? A single apple?
(004) Do you want to be? yes.
(005) Your birthday: ´...is mine and not yours. unless you were born on that day too.
(006) Age you wish you were: right here, right now. Imagine if you lived at the middle age, eww!
(007) Your height: is astounding. People say I'm very tall.
(008) The color of your eyes: is a color that I have a hard time to see since I'm using my eyes to see. I don't really wanna pluck one of em out so that I can determine my eye color. Not really that interested.
(009) The color of your hair: is diffrent, depending on what dye I use.
(010) Piercings:i have pierced my feet quiet a few times by stepping on glass.
(011) Tattoos: Are pretty.

DO YOU (what is this unfinished sentence?)

(012) Smoke? Can't see any, so there's probably no fire.
(013) Do drugs? define do. Do as in something sexual? Ew.
(014) Read the newspaper? Which one?
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? If a stranger came and totally like said I'M you..Noo, I'd run. Fast.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Yes, unless the sun is shining.
(018) Drive? What?
(019) Like to drive fast? Drive what fast?
(020) Hurt yourself? ...Are you seriously asking me to hurt myself? Sicko...

HAVE YOU EVER (Another unfinished sentence?)

(021) Been out of the country? Which one is THE country?
(022) Been in love? And out of love too.
(023) Done drugs? ...this is the same question as above...
(024) Gone skinny dipping? I wasn't gone when I did it. I was here!
(025) Had any type of surgery? with my record of hurting myself, amazingly... no.
(026) Ran away from home? No, walked slooowly away.
(027) Played strip poker? ...perhaps I'm doing it right now...heheheh
(028) Gotten beaten up? yes. There's no point in denying pure fact.
(029) Been picked on? more like poked on.
(030) Been on stage? and under it too!
(031) Slept outdoors? And even more time indoors.
(032) Thought about suicide? yes, and homicide. and cider. is that connected?
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? hell yeah. all-dayers too....
(034) If yes, what is your record? 40 hours. Nighters. I don't keep ccount on how long I stay up in the days.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? I usually try not to stand/sit/lye on my phone while talking.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? I always have a sex, I'm not sexless...
(037) Slept all day? no, but all the part of the day that mattered.
(038) Killed someone? Thought about bu, nah, too slobby...
(039) Made out with a stranger? you can make out with non-strangers?!?!?!
(041) Had sex with a stranger? I don't share my sex with other people, they could get their own sex without stealing my fanny.
(042) Kissed the same sex? You mean is I kissed someones sex twice?! Are you expecting me to answer that?!
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? I prefere to see people as people and not SEXES....
(044) Been betrayed? Yes and I betrayed them right back!
(045) Broken the law? Broken, bended, trashed and kicked it.
(046) Met a famous person? No, several famous people.
(047) Been on radio/TV? Sat on it once, not som comfy.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Those only exist in the USA, in Sweden we call them "svettig rockande folkmassa som stinker öl och vrålar". and i'm not sure I like them
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? No, but a wrathful breakdown. On someone I didn't like.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? ...I don't preform, it comes naturally!
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Dreams aren't real, how can the come back if they weren't here in the first place?

APPAREL (Okaaay, there's just a word here)

(052) Shoe brand: ...are shoe brands?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Clothes.
(054) Wear hats? yes and no.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? No, I judge them with my prejudice.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? and nightly. and sometimes in between.
(057) Favorite place to shop: Shop what? Shoes? Food?
(058) Favorite article of clothing: I really don'r read articles about clothing.
(059) Are you trendy: Depend on what trend you mean.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN (In what?)

(060) Life on other planets: I haven't been there so I dunno.
(061) Miracles? Biblical miracles? I remember one where Jesus made a lot of fish. That was cool. Fish.
(062) Astrology? Star? Shall I say the first thing I think of?
(063) Magic? Harry Potter!
(064) God? Jesus!
(065) Satan? Red!
(066) Santa? Red!
(067) Ghosts? Rädd! (haha Swedeish Pun)
(068) Luck? Dice!
(069) Love at first sight? Heart!
(070) Yin and Yang? Black and white!
(071) Witches? Wiccas!
(072) Easter? CANDY!
(073) Fidelity? Sempre fi!
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? actually, there is no end of the rainbow. The rainbow is a circle.


LOVE (sigh, another random word here...)

(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing this title? ooooh so these random words are titles? Now you tell me!
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yes, tried to forget it, but thanks for reminding me...
(077) Still love him/her? It wasn't a him/her. He is not amused being called a him/her.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? depend on the person you love. loving a serial killer? Yeah, big mistake.
(079) What do you find romantic? Romantic stuff.
(080) Turn-on: Turn-on what?
(081) Turn-off: Turn-off what?
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? I don't judge people who looks lonely, that would be pure evil!
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes, what I can't stand are thoes psychical unattractive people. ewww...
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? I don't talk to people's sexes. It's somewhat bizarre.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? I just have A present. not multiplied presents. and the older presents are called Pasts, for your information.
(087) Are you in love? yes. with a person.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON... (yes who indeed....)

(088) That made you laugh? e... no, nohing just made me laugh. you must have misheard...
(089) That laughed at you? Who's that THAT that's laughing at me?!
(090) That turned you on? Whatever THAT is, it didn't turn me on.
(091) You went shopping with? ...with what indeed.
(092) To disappoint you? To disappiont me you have to do something disappointing.
(093) To ask you out? You need to be able to communicate.
(095) To brighten up your day? You need a flashlight or something that shines.
(096) That you thought about? I did think about THAT. I wounder what it is...
(097) You saw a movie with?...someone?
(098) You talked to on the phone? No, I'm sitting by my computer.
(099) You talked to through IM? This sentience seems grammatically incorrect...
(100) You saw? Still see.
(101) You turned down? I'm not turning at all.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU (I don't really understand.)

(104) Smiled? Just now? No.
(105) Laughed? Not smiling so I'm not laughing.
(106) Cried? oh gid, no, did you think so just because i said I didn't smile?
(107) Bought something? Yeah but i eat it.
(108) Danced? I'm not turning, as i said so I'm not dancing either.
(109) Were sarcastic? ...Have you read any I'v written so far?
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? I either kiss or hug, I don't do both at the same time.
(111) Talked to an enemy? i don't know, are you one?
(112) Watched your favorite movie? A few months ago
(113) Talked on the phone? are these questions coming over and over again?
(114) Listened to the radio? Ever? Yeah, I have.
(115) Watched TV? Ever? Yeah, I have.
(116) Went out? And came back.
(117) Helped someone? and unhelped someone too.
(118) Sang? still sing.
(119) Said "I love you"? nope, I'm swede I say ' Jag älskar dig'.
(120) Got drunk? Been there, done and going back for more.




Soory for being an Asshat. I love it! and i'm tired...

  • Listening to: Abby's cute voice! oh, Abby, you're so cool!
  • Watching: NCIS
  • Eating: Pasta Sallad

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  • Current Residence: Eskilstuna, Sweden
  • Interests: ...um...Comics, video games... childish stuff, ya know...
  • Favourite movie: anything Tim Burton!!!
  • Favourite band or musician: AFI, Linkin Park, Blaqk Audio , Rammstein, mindless selfindugence, my chem
  • Favourite artist: Joe Mad! Enami, Tetsuya Nomura, Alé Garza, Miwa Shirow,Roger Cruz, Dandojo, Chris Bachalo, Vela
  • Favourite poet or writer: Alexandre Dumas
  • Operating System: window Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Shell of choice: Those Ariel keeps on her jugs... kiddning.
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy (any of em) and Kingdom Hearts
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation, have both 2 and 3...
  • Favourite cartoon character: Neuro
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop CS2, Painter IX, OC and old fashion pen and paper... nuthin' beats that!

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:iconimaginarymermaid:
Tack för alla faves! :glomp:

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Abu Hassan(Lille al Fadji) :iconhyperplz:
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:la: :la: :la: Don't ask me, I don't know what I'm talking about either. :dummy:
:icondocrossim:
So why were you auditioning for the opera?
:iconcarromic:
Opera is a company that make internet browsers for cellphones that do not want to hire me. the company, I mean, I don't know about the cellphones... Cellphones are not alive and hire people, are they? wait.. that sounded like I was more afraid of Cellphones hiring people than actually being alive...


anywhoo, Brains, jazzhands? Zombies? That got me thinking of this: [link]
aah, haha, always cracks me up. :D

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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
:icondocrossim:
Well... that was disturbing. Although I actually found the tongue-stud more offputting thatn the jelly brains. What does that say about me?

You know what living cellphones reminds me of?
[link]
Oh, and also: [link]
:iconcarromic:
since one of 'em are Swedish commercial, it really reminds me how i hate commercial breaks :D


and that I want a new cellphone. (mine is 8 years old and is full of cracks and has lived a very action filled life so I think its time has come...)But I'm broke. *pout*

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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
:icondocrossim:
Shame you don't have one of those contacts where you get a new phone each year. My sister is on one of those. I have one of her old phones, but I have it on Pay-as-you-go.
:iconwilljointheakatsuki:
Men nu kan jag ju inte läsa Bleckmossen längre! :crying:

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...in bed
:iconcarromic:
:cry:

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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

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